O dEUS das Ofertas das Pequenas Coisas

Este ano, o dEUS das Ofertas das Pequenas Coisas foi generoso. Assumiu a forma de quem me conhece há MUITOS anos e, logo, se lembra das horas e horas ao som de Come On Feel The Lemonheads. Poucas memórias foram tão deliciosas! Às 23:45 abri um modesto embrulho em papel pardo e vejo o Evan Dando a olhar para mim! Quem Tão Bem Me Conhece decidiu nem o retirar da velhinha caixa. Não teria sido a mesma coisa!

"If I was in the fridge would you open the door
If I was the grass would you mow your lawn
If I was your body would you still wear clothes
If I was a booger would you blow your nose

where would you keep it
would you eat it
I'm just trying to give myself a reason
for being around

If I was a front porch swing would you let me hang
If I was a dance floor would you shake your thang
If I was a rubber check would you let me bounce
up and down inside your bank account

would you trust me not to break you
I'm just tryin' really hard to make you
notice me being around

If I was a haircut would you wear a hat
If I was a maid could I clean your flat
If I was the carpet would you wipe your feet
in time to save me from mud off the street

If you liked me, If you loved me
would you get down on your knees and scrub me
I'm a little grubby
from just being around"!